








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 392 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2795 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2919 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2044 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2390 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,913 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schindler | 45% | 88 |
| #2 | Perpelle | 44% | 202 |
| #3 | Kazama | 43% | 178 |
| #4 | Zboubi | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | Pawsy | 43% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kazama | 43% | 178 |
| #4 | Zboubi | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | Pawsy | 43% | 141 |
| #6 | ne3elbook | 41% | 80 |
| #7 | louits | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazama | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Perpelle | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Pawsy | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | schindler | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Zboubi | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazama | 515 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Perpelle | 338 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | schindler | 316 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | ne3elbook | 275 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Zboubi | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ne3elbook | +2.17 | 62 | 66 |
| #2 | Perpelle | +1.08 | 41 | 58 |
| #3 | schindler | +0.83 | 46 | 64 |
| #4 | Zboubi | +0.80 | 41 | 54 |
| #5 | Kazama | -0.45 | 46 | 56 |





