








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 165 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1281 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2131 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1068 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 767 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,811 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1010 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3nry | 49% | 114 |
| #2 | ope | 45% | 166 |
| #3 | gra | 44% | 222 |
| #4 | Ghomst Bomster | 41% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3nry | 49% | 114 |
| #2 | ope | 45% | 166 |
| #3 | gra | 44% | 222 |
| #4 | Ghomst Bomster | 41% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gra | 28 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ope | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Ghomst Bomster | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | h3nry | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gra | 463 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | ope | 403 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | h3nry | 307 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ghomst Bomster | 252 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3nry | +2.76 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | gra | +2.44 | 68 | 53 |
| #3 | ope | +2.20 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | Ghomst Bomster | +0.11 | 39 | 58 |
| #5 | rae | -4.94 | 21 | 36 |





