








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6400 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4481 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6009 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3925 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,575,304 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2816 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ducks | 66% | 91 |
| #2 | oddjob | 56% | 100 |
| #3 | GamingByTheMinute | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | rick? | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | ope | 48% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ope | 48% | 112 |
| #6 | h3nry | 47% | 104 |
| #7 | DaddysNotNyce | 47% | 107 |
| #8 | Ghomst Bomster | 46% | 184 |
| #9 | rae | 44% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaddysNotNyce | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | rae | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ope | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | ducks | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | GamingByTheMinute | 9 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rae | 344 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | ope | 311 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | oddjob | 287 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | h3nry | 282 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | GamingByTheMinute | 212 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3nry | +2.34 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | oddjob | +1.46 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | ope | +1.37 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | gra | +1.08 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | GamingByTheMinute | +1.04 | 71 | 74 |





