








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1056 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1307 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1752 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2065 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,221,392 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kcow. | 93% | 43 |
| #2 | R | 92% | 26 |
| #3 | iceman | 91% | 34 |
| #4 | sus | 89% | 38 |
| #5 | Nacas | 89% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | 𝙃𝘽 ✿ | 80% | 30 |
| #14 | shift66 | 76% | 46 |
| #15 | 마라탕 | 75% | 24 |
| #16 | 21/11/22 | 74% | 47 |
| #17 | kc^ | 73% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 9 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Kcow. | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | shift66 | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | R | 5 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | zz | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so | 169 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | zz | 134 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kcow. | 134 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | putala | 125 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | R | 103 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CS2D | +6.27 | 98 | 51 |
| #2 | R | +4.76 | 93 | 68 |
| #3 | ᠌᠌ ᠌᠌᠌ ᠌᠌᠌᠌᠌ | +4.55 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | sus | +3.93 | 87 | 48 |
| #5 | Nacas | +3.78 | 93 | 50 |





