








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 643 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1164 | 8% |
| Smokes | 4604 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5287 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2648 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,399,375 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pellon paras peruna | 56% | 34 |
| #2 | N | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Polar | 50% | 64 |
| #4 | enyoN | 49% | 57 |
| #5 | [FIN]JoNiTuS | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | DD | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | enyoN | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | [FIN]JoNiTuS | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | FINSKY GAMING | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 1900 | 0.36 | 39 min |
| #2 | [FIN]JoNiTuS | 617 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | DD | 276 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | enyoN | 249 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Batraz | 242 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N | +7.16 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | enyoN | +4.34 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | Batraz | +3.22 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | [FIN]JoNiTuS | +2.23 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | plastico messias | +1.63 | 79 | 29 |





