








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3229 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3148 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2076 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1822 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,001,315 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | J4yD1cK | 48% | 204 |
| #13 | N | 47% | 19 |
| #14 | Benqqu | 44% | 43 |
| #15 | Batraz | 44% | 34 |
| #16 | THE REAL OLVARI | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | enyoN | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Benqqu | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | DD | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Polar | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J4yD1cK | 1591 | 0.40 | 36 min |
| #2 | enyoN | 252 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | #kurkkumopoPEEK:D | 142 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Batraz | 140 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | DD | 139 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N | +4.26 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | enyoN | +3.61 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | Batraz | +3.57 | 62 | 74 |
| #4 | [FIN]JoNiTuS | +1.95 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | plastico messias | +1.62 | 75 | 28 |





