








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2587 | 13% |
| Smokes | 7003 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5635 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5469 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,589,989 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FINSKY GAMING | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | THE REAL OLVARI | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | z00ze | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | nonna | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | s-koo | 6 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FINSKY GAMING | 792 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | THE REAL OLVARI | 726 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Pellon paras peruna | 627 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | z00ze | 481 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #5 | Gillies51 | 351 | 0.11 | 11 min |





