








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 652 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1249 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1371 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,370 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ khobe | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | wave | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | Kisn | 42% | 112 |
| #4 | wind | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ khobe | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | wave | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | Kisn | 42% | 112 |
| #4 | wind | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisn | 74 | 0.0358 |
| #2 | wind | 21 | 0.0242 |
| #3 | wave | 7 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | ⚡ khobe | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wind | 218 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | wave | 126 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Kisn | 116 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⚡ khobe | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisn | +3.08 | 85 | 32 |
| #2 | ⚡ khobe | +1.61 | 60 | 56 |
| #3 | wave | +1.42 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | Kofalo | +0.58 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | wind | -0.38 | 78 | 47 |





