








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1393 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5877 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4749 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1992 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,249,101 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 卩IЯΣƧ | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | Shut_Up | 60% | 84 |
| #3 | Catoto_pt | 58% | 53 |
| #4 | ツ bYt0 | 58% | 79 |
| #5 | zzzzz | 56% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alentejano6R | +3.62 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | Covas | +1.17 | 47 | 70 |
| #3 | ༒♠ĴŽҜ♠༒ | +0.53 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | TyTaNmTw | -0.27 | 48 | 60 |
| #5 | ][PalmA][ | -0.36 | 43 | 55 |





