








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,734 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4660 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4242 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7246 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4586 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $950,150 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B0r0♥ | 53% | 88 |
| #2 | Covas | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | 卩IЯΣƧ | 52% | 135 |
| #4 | ][PalmA][ | 48% | 123 |
| #5 | Shut_Up | 47% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shut_Up | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ツ bYt0 | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Catoto_pt | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | zzzzz | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | 卩IЯΣƧ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ bYt0 | 880 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | zzzzz | 465 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Shut_Up | 363 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | 卩IЯΣƧ | 357 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | B0r0♥ | 320 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shut_Up | +4.82 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Alentejano6R | +3.42 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | Super BOT | +2.68 | 53 | 61 |
| #4 | B0r0♥ | +1.02 | 55 | 55 |
| #5 | Covas | +0.86 | 45 | 64 |





