








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1595 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1945 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1533 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1259 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $805,986 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | EleGATES | 56% | 48 |
| #7 | SÖRKANPASI | 54% | 35 |
| #8 | pennyS | 52% | 48 |
| #9 | Chadlander | 50% | 12 |
| #10 | Cottori | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EleGATES | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Toxic | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxic | +5.14 | 95 | 66 |
| #2 | NotEvil | +1.18 | 88 | 65 |
| #3 | SÖRKANPASI | +0.76 | 59 | 74 |
| #4 | Röpsi | +0.36 | 57 | 49 |
| #5 | Huurre hellcase.com | +0.28 | 68 | 52 |





