








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2182 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3378 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2871 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,871 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astral | 54% | 59 |
| #2 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 45% | 130 |
| #3 | cynx- | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | 𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿 | 40% | 176 |
| #5 | Nice Cock | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 45% | 130 |
| #3 | cynx- | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | 𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿 | 40% | 176 |
| #5 | Nice Cock | 38% | 16 |
| #6 | razy | 38% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | razy | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Astral | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Nice Cock | 5 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | 𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿 | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 202 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Astral | 193 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | razy | 100 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | cynx- | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿 | 69 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cynx- | +5.79 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | Astral | +4.35 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | +2.53 | 40 | 56 |
| #4 | SKUNGS | +2.15 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | Nice Cock | -0.12 | 42 | 50 |





