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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 245 | 16% |
| Smokes | 142 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 172 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 934 | 63% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,831 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warox999 | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Astral | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 45% | 100 |
| #4 | cynx- | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | SKUNGS | 40% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Astral | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 45% | 100 |
| #4 | cynx- | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | SKUNGS | 40% | 176 |
| #6 | razy | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | SKUNGS | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | razy | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Astral | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | cynx- | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKUNGS | 486 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 160 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Astral | 122 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | cynx- | 76 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | razy | 49 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cynx- | +6.23 | 58 | 58 |
| #2 | Astral | +5.49 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | +3.34 | 40 | 57 |
| #4 | SKUNGS | +3.21 | 52 | 57 |
| #5 | razy | -0.69 | 73 | 53 |





