








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4973 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1380 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 4962 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3715 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,090,358 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warox999 | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | cynx- | 53% | 262 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 51% | 297 |
| #4 | Astral | 50% | 345 |
| #5 | razy | 47% | 342 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warox999 | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | cynx- | 53% | 262 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 51% | 297 |
| #4 | Astral | 50% | 345 |
| #5 | razy | 47% | 342 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astral | 60 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | cynx- | 55 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 35 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | razy | 27 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Warox999 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astral | 1101 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | cynx- | 625 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | 353 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | razy | 313 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Warox999 | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cynx- | +3.01 | 59 | 57 |
| #2 | Nissan GT-R R35 nismo | +1.69 | 42 | 52 |
| #3 | Astral | +0.98 | 51 | 61 |
| #4 | razy | -0.27 | 65 | 50 |
| #5 | Nice Cock | -1.78 | 49 | 53 |





