








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,862 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 692 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1148 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 952 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1070 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,188 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adv1ce <3 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Townleyyy | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | SyhR | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | mojo | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | C-Dot xD | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adv1ce <3 | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Townleyyy | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | SyhR | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | mojo | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | C-Dot xD | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mojo | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | C-Dot xD | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | SyhR | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C-Dot xD | 95 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | mojo | 69 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Townleyyy | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | SyhR | 18 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Adv1ce <3 | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adv1ce <3 | +1.66 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | C-Dot xD | +0.75 | 73 | 64 |
| #3 | Loaf | +0.70 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | mojo | +0.19 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | SyhR | -0.76 | 69 | 48 |





