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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,313 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 879 | 28% |
| Smokes | 702 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 818 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 757 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,630 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gruskorn | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | vktr | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | President thunderdick 129cm | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | MoisyMire | 47% | 59 |
| #5 | Edifier | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MoisyMire | 47% | 59 |
| #5 | Edifier | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | RaGster | 45% | 31 |
| #7 | MatteR ☕ | 33% | 12 |
| #8 | Ben_Dover1897 | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoisyMire | 14 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Edifier | 8 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | MatteR ☕ | 6 | 0.0259 |
| #4 | vktr | 5 | 0.0225 |
| #5 | gruskorn | 4 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoisyMire | 220 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | RaGster | 112 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | gruskorn | 78 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | Edifier | 58 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | vktr | 44 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gruskorn | +6.35 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | MoisyMire | +6.30 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | MatteR ☕ | +3.58 | 90 | 52 |
| #4 | RaGster | +1.00 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Ben_Dover1897 | -0.89 | 56 | 67 |





