








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 277 matches | 2,198 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4839 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4177 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2292 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2668 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,893,460 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gruskorn | +3.59 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | lucke | +3.29 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | nuyye | +1.78 | 62 | 66 |
| #4 | mb | +1.33 | 72 | 33 |
| #5 | russian = troll | +1.25 | 60 | 44 |





