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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,493 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2231 | 39% |
| Smokes | 602 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1578 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1275 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,390 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakaxel | 12 | 0.0271 |
| #2 | Peter Wife Beater | 11 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | Shadow⚛ | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | vktr | 5 | 0.0221 |
| #5 | ็ | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MoisyMire | +8.62 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Peter Wife Beater | +3.16 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | Hermano | +2.69 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Shadow⚛ | +2.09 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Ben_Dover1897 | +0.58 | 64 | 62 |





