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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 160 matches | 2,146 | |
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1177 | 30% |
| Smokes | 769 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1030 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1008 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,225 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robo死 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Keki | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | savvy | 48% | 118 |
| #4 | styx | 45% | 117 |
| #5 | juli | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Keki | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | savvy | 48% | 118 |
| #4 | styx | 45% | 117 |
| #5 | juli | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | JaciseN | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | styx | 14 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Robo死 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | savvy | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Keki | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | styx | 502 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Robo死 | 171 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | savvy | 105 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | juli | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | JaciseN | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lituna | +5.24 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | Robo死 | +0.46 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | Keki | +0.31 | 88 | 51 |
| #4 | styx | +0.04 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | juli | -2.03 | 48 | 59 |





