








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 143 matches | 2,138 | |
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1781 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1749 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1404 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1867 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,357,021 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 426 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strandis | 8 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | bigman | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/pkncs | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Johjan75 | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | terq | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/pkncs | 262 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | bigman | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Johjan75 | 86 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | terq | 78 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | strandis | 70 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johjan75 | +4.03 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/pkncs | +2.84 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | strandis | +2.46 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | Keki | +2.23 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | bigman | +1.56 | 76 | 63 |





