








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3172 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3770 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2085 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2659 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,317,175 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Itchy | 49% | 41 |
| #9 | Badabingho | 48% | 54 |
| #10 | mr.gritz | 48% | 25 |
| #11 | tonton | 44% | 62 |
| #12 | speedy | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hudsoin | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | yeahyeah | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Itchy | 9 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Badabingho | 8 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | speedy | 8 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hudsoin | 1008 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | Balu Ψ | 413 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | yeahyeah | 376 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Itchy | 264 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sadge | 228 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sane | +3.71 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | Sadge | +2.15 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | yeahyeah | +1.71 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | aris | +1.71 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | mr.gritz | +1.33 | 61 | 77 |





