








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,092 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1237 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1744 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2126 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 985 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,500,897 of utility $324 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makazze | 77% | 77 |
| #2 | k1sbf | 65% | 255 |
| #3 | Wolfgang | 59% | 304 |
| #4 | jafra | 49% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makazze | 77% | 77 |
| #2 | k1sbf | 65% | 255 |
| #3 | Wolfgang | 59% | 304 |
| #4 | jafra | 49% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfgang | 17 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | k1sbf | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | jafra | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Makazze | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfgang | 674 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | k1sbf | 453 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | jafra | 159 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Makazze | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hughie | +1.49 | 49 | 39 |
| #2 | k1sbf | +1.46 | 42 | 66 |
| #3 | Wolfgang | +1.25 | 13 | 60 |
| #4 | jafra | +0.09 | 41 | 62 |
| #5 | Makazze | -0.52 | 33 | 36 |





