








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3687 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3531 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4143 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3019 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,262,732 of utility $227 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfgang | 42 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Julebryg_DK (The OG's and Kids) | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Skovlykke | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Hughie | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Bumblebee (The OG's and Kids) | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hughie | +1.52 | 42 | 32 |
| #2 | Julebryg_DK (The OG's and Kids) | +1.51 | 26 | 47 |
| #3 | jafra | +0.76 | 41 | 60 |
| #4 | Mini/Me (The OG's and Kids) | +0.59 | 41 | 59 |
| #5 | Skovlykke | +0.44 | 30 | 54 |





