








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3775 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5427 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3981 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2427 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,393 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DK | 58% | 62 |
| #2 | Ynnej | 56% | 190 |
| #3 | AnjaT | 55% | 73 |
| #4 | Char | 54% | 136 |
| #5 | TEHU | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Kurwa Bober | 46% | 112 |
| #14 | M1kstarFTW | 46% | 50 |
| #15 | muki | 46% | 81 |
| #16 | MarkuT | 42% | 57 |
| #17 | Sir Allar | 41% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ynnej | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Char | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | muki | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | MarkuT | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Sir Allar | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muki | 373 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ynnej | 249 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Swim Kiks | 198 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | MarkuT | 193 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kurwa Bober | 172 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErkkiT | +2.36 | 52 | 66 |
| #2 | Breal | +0.48 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | Ynnej | +0.23 | 53 | 71 |
| #4 | Swim Kiks | +0.19 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | ErkkiT | +0.17 | 51 | 69 |





