








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 415 | 22% |
| Smokes | 308 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 763 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 408 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $991,945 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | WUF WUF MAN!! | 51% | 101 |
| #6 | DrankerNN | 51% | 63 |
| #7 | Alfje | 47% | 91 |
| #8 | Alfi 2 | 42% | 50 |
| #9 | nicimand | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddy far | 13 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | 💯wize | 10 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | King_92 | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Alfje | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | DrankerNN | 7 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrankerNN | 176 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | WUF WUF MAN!! | 172 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | daddy far | 151 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | King_92 | 123 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | 💯wize | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddy far | +4.16 | 77 | 53 |
| #2 | 💯wize | +3.33 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | DrankerNN | +3.14 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | WUF WUF MAN!! | +0.69 | 59 | 46 |
| #5 | Sukkertrolden | +0.40 | 64 | 24 |





