








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 210 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1058 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1540 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1287 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,296,359 of utility $267 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madarakenza | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | ๐ฏโงโงwize | 64% | 74 |
| #3 | daddy far | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | nicimand | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | DrankerNN | 51% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrankerNN | 22 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ๐๐ Kanye East | 15 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | ๐ฏโงโงwize | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | nicimand | 7 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | daddy far | 5 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrankerNN | 411 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | ๐ฏโงโงwize | 126 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | King_92 | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | WUF WUF MAN!! | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Sukkertrolden | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrankerNN | +3.51 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | daddy far | +3.21 | 51 | 50 |
| #3 | ๐ฏโงโงwize | +2.19 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | WUF WUF MAN!! | +1.09 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | Madarakenza | +0.45 | 70 | 20 |





