








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 686 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3370 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3391 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2262 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,546,601 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alfje | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | Madarakenza | 61% | 90 |
| #3 | King_92 | 59% | 98 |
| #4 | DrankerNN | 56% | 112 |
| #5 | Sukkertrolden | 56% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖖𝖕 Kanye East | 29 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | DrankerNN | 26 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Alfi 2 | 17 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | daddy far | 14 | 0.0175 |
| #5 | WUF WUF MAN!! | 12 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 💯wize | +2.99 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | daddy far | +2.33 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | DrankerNN | +2.20 | 67 | 50 |
| #4 | Madarakenza | +1.55 | 75 | 19 |
| #5 | Alfje | +0.84 | 44 | 19 |





