








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Renown | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5756 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5732 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7649 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5474 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,445,959 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevice | 62% | 318 |
| #2 | Patshu | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Schoeler | 55% | 667 |
| #4 | Damcore | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevice | 62% | 318 |
| #2 | Patshu | 55% | 47 |
| #3 | Schoeler | 55% | 667 |
| #4 | Damcore | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schoeler | 23 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Sevice | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Damcore | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Patshu | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schoeler | 1516 | 0.11 | 44 min |
| #2 | Sevice | 995 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #3 | Damcore | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Patshu | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevice | +3.22 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | Schoeler | +1.79 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | Sm1ley | -1.11 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | Damcore | -1.74 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Patshu | -4.25 | 32 | 50 |





