








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
512 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 316 | 24% |
| Smokes | 262 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 318 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,244 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halatlan | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Ablu | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Aut3MATflick | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | 最Makku高 | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Papa_P1ka | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Aut3MATflick | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | 最Makku高 | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Papa_P1ka | 27% | 15 |
| #6 | Kissa | 25% | 4 |
| #7 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ablu | 4 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | Papa_P1ka | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Aut3MATflick | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | 最Makku高 | 2 | 0.0426 |
| #5 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 1 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aut3MATflick | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Papa_P1ka | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 38 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ablu | 37 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Halatlan | 6 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kein~ | +1.62 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | +1.50 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Kissa | +0.97 | 49 | 31 |
| #4 | Papa_P1ka | +0.65 | 73 | 41 |
| #5 | Aut3MATflick | +0.49 | 67 | 63 |





