








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1056 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6992 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8298 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6250 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7944 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,708,841 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa_P1ka | 27 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 23 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | NEco | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | poƃ | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | Halatlan | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa_P1ka | 554 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Halatlan | 511 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 469 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #4 | NEco | 231 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ablu | 170 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | +5.01 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Papa_P1ka | +3.23 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | poƃ | +2.49 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | Aut3MATflick | +0.87 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | Ablu | -0.22 | 60 | 51 |





