








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2881 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3125 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2006 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2584 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,377 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 949 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Us3rn1me-Kr1s™ | 77% | 31 |
| #2 | TotalCar | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | ZSerb0 [Lemezes] | 67% | 61 |
| #4 | Ablu | 51% | 74 |
| #5 | Papa_P1ka | 51% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Papa_P1ka | 51% | 118 |
| #6 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 46% | 90 |
| #7 | NEco | 44% | 100 |
| #8 | Aut3MATflick | 42% | 204 |
| #9 | arno | 35% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa_P1ka | 26 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 22 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Aut3MATflick | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | NEco | 15 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Ablu | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aut3MATflick | 558 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Papa_P1ka | 409 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | 397 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | NEco | 245 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ablu | 154 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝖋𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖓- ⭕⃤ | +5.91 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | Papa_P1ka | +3.76 | 72 | 60 |
| #3 | ZSerb0 [Lemezes] | +3.58 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | TotalCar | +0.58 | 51 | 66 |
| #5 | Ablu | +0.15 | 67 | 45 |





