








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2404 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3779 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3723 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3518 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,741 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Leoni | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | ✪AdriaN_ | 54% | 259 |
| #3 | Super SkurkN | 52% | 84 |
| #4 | muGGe- ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ | 52% | 69 |
| #5 | FROYYY | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | jamojnsut | 50% | 306 |
| #7 | Birk1986 | 49% | 170 |
| #8 | GuggI | 49% | 77 |
| #9 | humle | 47% | 47 |
| #10 | ʈυеɴƄаƄȥ ツ | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Birk1986 | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | jamojnsut | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ✪AdriaN_ | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Super SkurkN | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Mr. Leoni | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamojnsut | 1145 | 0.17 | 37 min |
| #2 | ✪AdriaN_ | 665 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | Birk1986 | 426 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | Super SkurkN | 397 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | muGGe- ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ | 229 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | humle | +2.41 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | Super SkurkN | +2.02 | 90 | 68 |
| #3 | GuggI | +1.04 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪AdriaN_ | +0.75 | 63 | 69 |
| #5 | Mr. Leoni | +0.13 | 68 | 54 |





