








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 774 | 34% |
| Smokes | 832 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 183 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 508 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,168 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 5Hr1Mp | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | Dnl | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Kattshit | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Fegil | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Markus | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rawne | 82 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Fegil | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Markus | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | 5Hr1Mp | 43 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kattshit | 23 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knurkヅ | +3.65 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | HekzER | +2.68 | 39 | 60 |
| #3 | Markus | +1.14 | 33 | 61 |
| #4 | Vipro | +0.76 | 49 | 47 |
| #5 | Rawne | +0.39 | 50 | 70 |





