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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1252 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1367 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1638 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,139 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L$$RD izakN2O | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ★𝐌𝐚𝐳𝐫𝐚𝐥★ | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | remsy | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | BenzoMania | 52% | 109 |
| #5 | marna czamba | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remsy | +6.20 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | BenzoMania | +5.42 | 74 | 41 |
| #3 | L$$RD izakN2O | +4.37 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | Hajlajt1 | +2.63 | 75 | 49 |
| #5 | ★𝐌𝐚𝐳𝐫𝐚𝐥★ | +1.13 | 68 | 47 |





