








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1069 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 922 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1011 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1082 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1021 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,878 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kiep | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | marna czamba | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | ★𝐌𝐚𝐳𝐫𝐚𝐥★ | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | remsy | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | BenzoMania | 55% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BenzoMania | +6.69 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | remsy | +5.53 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Hajlajt1 | +2.73 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | ★𝐌𝐚𝐳𝐫𝐚𝐥★ | +2.24 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | kiep | +2.04 | 52 | 40 |





