








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1389 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2332 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2280 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 899 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $497,419 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | macuin | 280 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | SaintPeter | 254 | 0.35 | 4 min |
| #3 | hartsi hare | 219 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | hey | 196 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | >MÖYKKY< | 168 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaintPeter | +3.19 | 60 | 63 |
| #2 | macuin | +2.38 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | hey | +1.56 | 55 | 62 |
| #4 | hartsi hare | +1.49 | 65 | 60 |
| #5 | >MÖYKKY< | +1.47 | 58 | 53 |





