








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 855 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 143 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9790 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5358 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9266 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6088 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,900,574 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa II | 50% | 54 |
| #2 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 46% | 72 |
| #3 | MASA | 41% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa II | 50% | 54 |
| #2 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 46% | 72 |
| #3 | MASA | 41% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASA | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Repa II | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASA | 275 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | Repa II | 140 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repa II | +0.13 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | Välil osuu välil ei (Jeru) | -0.11 | 51 | 61 |
| #3 | >MÖYKKY< | -1.50 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | MASA | -3.03 | 52 | 68 |





