








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3338 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2900 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2793 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1509 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,960 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 535 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreenBanana | 46% | 90 |
| #2 | priple '²³' | 44% | 110 |
| #3 | Rubijoin | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | portugal police | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreenBanana | 46% | 90 |
| #2 | priple '²³' | 44% | 110 |
| #3 | Rubijoin | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | portugal police | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | priple '²³' | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | GreenBanana | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Rubijoin | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | priple '²³' | 422 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #2 | GreenBanana | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | portugal police | 104 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rubijoin | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | priple '²³' | +1.64 | 54 | 66 |
| #2 | GreenBanana | +0.69 | 41 | 70 |
| #3 | portugal police | -0.89 | 38 | 65 |
| #4 | lillekerohus | -1.35 | 26 | 68 |
| #5 | Rubijoin | -3.72 | 25 | 25 |





