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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2349 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 460 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1584 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,577 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damstructions | 51% | 144 |
| #2 | NAP | 50% | 145 |
| #3 | AceWasWas | 48% | 150 |
| #4 | OwO What's this? | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | Jimmy Firmansyah Goutama | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AceWasWas | 48% | 150 |
| #4 | OwO What's this? | 46% | 101 |
| #5 | Jimmy Firmansyah Goutama | 41% | 17 |
| #6 | NotSchwint | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | LookbehindU | 21% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAP | 30 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | AceWasWas | 21 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Damstructions | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | OwO What's this? | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | LookbehindU | 3 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AceWasWas | 511 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | Damstructions | 181 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | NAP | 65 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | OwO What's this? | 53 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | LookbehindU | 48 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damstructions | +3.15 | 75 | 44 |
| #2 | AceWasWas | +1.57 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | NAP | +0.79 | 52 | 17 |
| #4 | LookbehindU | -0.08 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | Jimmy Firmansyah Goutama | -0.22 | 45 | 33 |





