








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2768 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2290 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1717 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,107,451 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Firmansyah Goutama | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | NAP | 55% | 207 |
| #3 | Damstructions | 55% | 205 |
| #4 | Parsh | 48% | 150 |
| #5 | OwO What's this? | 48% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | GlekGlek | 44% | 36 |
| #9 | Tutu | 44% | 41 |
| #10 | Badak | 43% | 46 |
| #11 | Hae In | 42% | 50 |
| #12 | NotSchwint | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAP | 49 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Damstructions | 23 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Parsh | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | OwO What's this? | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | LookbehindU | 9 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parsh | 710 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #2 | LF> Falchion Knife Humane Price | 396 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | Damstructions | 261 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | LookbehindU | 114 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | NAP | 103 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damstructions | +3.06 | 74 | 40 |
| #2 | AceWasWas | +1.12 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | NAP | +0.87 | 52 | 18 |
| #4 | GlekGlek | +0.79 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | LF> Falchion Knife Humane Price | +0.74 | 78 | 58 |





