








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 829 | 24% |
| Smokes | 611 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1321 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 766 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,982 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LookbehindU | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | LF> Falchion Knife Humane Price | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Jimmy Firmansyah Goutama | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | NAP | 56% | 208 |
| #5 | NotSchwint | 55% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NAP | 56% | 208 |
| #5 | NotSchwint | 55% | 20 |
| #6 | AceWasWas | 55% | 205 |
| #7 | OwO What's this? | 51% | 126 |
| #8 | Parsh | 51% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NAP | 46 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | AceWasWas | 37 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Parsh | 16 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | OwO What's this? | 12 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | LookbehindU | 6 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Parsh | 701 | 0.24 | 17 min |
| #2 | AceWasWas | 669 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | LF> Falchion Knife Humane Price | 107 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | NAP | 97 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | OwO What's this? | 77 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damstructions | +3.23 | 75 | 43 |
| #2 | AceWasWas | +1.57 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | LF> Falchion Knife Humane Price | +1.52 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | LookbehindU | +1.04 | 60 | 64 |
| #5 | NAP | +0.70 | 53 | 18 |





