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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4616 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1681 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4177 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1740 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,351,952 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~Fluffy~ | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | Lycan | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | Herb | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | Enginee®.G ⌐ | 50% | 122 |
| #5 | Masuteri_ | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enginee®.G ⌐ | 223 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lycan | 188 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Dari_Shepski | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Herb | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | ~Fluffy~ | 30 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lycan | +2.49 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | orange cat | +1.11 | 54 | 53 |
| #3 | Shivasunson | +1.06 | 56 | 33 |
| #4 | ~Fluffy~ | +0.87 | 40 | 19 |
| #5 | Herb | +0.82 | 74 | 37 |





