








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3108 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3124 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2571 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2309 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $662,995 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MauroDaDrox | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | orange cat | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | Zils🌸 | 51% | 150 |
| #4 | Masuteri_ | 51% | 273 |
| #5 | RadloN | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masuteri_ | 39 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Zils🌸 | 22 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Blue Punisher | 18 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | kubulajs | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Nanachi97 | 5 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blue Punisher | 281 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | orange cat | 130 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nanachi97 | 111 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Masuteri_ | 109 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | kubulajs | 55 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nanachi97 | +4.99 | 92 | 39 |
| #2 | Lycan | +3.19 | 83 | 51 |
| #3 | Zils🌸 | +3.13 | 73 | 32 |
| #4 | MauroDaDrox | +1.44 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | RadloN | -0.23 | 53 | 42 |





