








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 537 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1539 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1667 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 655 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 896 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $404,192 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarK GhosT | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Rook!3 | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | RoNi | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Don1 | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Hathi RAJA | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarK GhosT | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Rook!3 | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | RoNi | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Don1 | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Hathi RAJA | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoNi | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Rook!3 | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoNi | 95 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | Don1 | 36 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rook!3 | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Hathi RAJA | 23 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | DarK GhosT | 22 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rook!3 | +2.83 | 86 | 48 |
| #2 | Don1 | +2.41 | 70 | 61 |
| #3 | Blazeway | +1.87 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | RoNi | +1.26 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | DarK GhosT | +0.33 | 58 | 64 |





