








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2081 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 521 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,078 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5400 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4693 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3615 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4370 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,716,569 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 981 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rook!3 | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | P@N!C | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | M4K | 61% | 71 |
| #4 | ☬Shareef Laundaᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | WeShall | 49% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | M4K | 61% | 71 |
| #4 | ☬Shareef Laundaᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | WeShall | 49% | 94 |
| #6 | NotGh0st | 47% | 74 |
| #7 | yeoja | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WeShall | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Rook!3 | 7 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | M4K | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | NotGh0st | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | yeoja | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4K | 229 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | WeShall | 206 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | NotGh0st | 119 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rook!3 | 85 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | P@N!C | 70 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rook!3 | +3.62 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Don1 | +1.94 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | WeShall | +1.82 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | ☬Shareef Laundaᶠᶸᶜᵏᵤ | +1.58 | 83 | 52 |
| #5 | M4K | +1.04 | 80 | 67 |





