








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 715 | 35% |
| Smokes | 646 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 313 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 351 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,233 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -= eclipSe =- | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | DarK GhosT | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | DeathSlayer | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Rook!3 | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | Blazeway | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rook!3 | 7 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | Hathi RAJA | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blazeway | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Rook!3 | 74 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Hathi RAJA | 69 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | DarK GhosT | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | DeathSlayer | 23 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rook!3 | +2.37 | 84 | 42 |
| #2 | RoNi | +1.57 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | -= eclipSe =- | +1.49 | 74 | 55 |
| #4 | Hathi RAJA | +1.32 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | Blazeway | +1.03 | 75 | 68 |





