








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1766 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1294 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1417 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1358 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,583,404 of utility $280 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 695 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheFoxx23 | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | MARVVV; | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | byFatalyze | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Praefectus Patata | 43% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheFoxx23 | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | MARVVV; | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | byFatalyze | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Praefectus Patata | 43% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARVVV; | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Praefectus Patata | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | byFatalyze | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARVVV; | 179 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | 156 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Praefectus Patata | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheFoxx23 | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | byFatalyze | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARVVV; | +1.58 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | TheFoxx23 | +1.07 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Sefa | +0.32 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | ☁Snakehead2_1 | -0.02 | 62 | 71 |
| #5 | Praefectus Patata | -1.45 | 54 | 58 |





