








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3560 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3830 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4003 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3621 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $954,151 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noot | 58% | 126 |
| #2 | Leiu | 55% | 112 |
| #3 | | 52% | 79 |
| #4 | Wotzy | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | KAPO LUUREAUTO #67 | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | | 52% | 79 |
| #4 | Wotzy | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | KAPO LUUREAUTO #67 | 49% | 41 |
| #6 | G4S ✨☹ | 40% | 25 |
| #7 | AloeVera | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noot | 31 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Leiu | 26 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | AloeVera | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | G4S ✨☹ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noot | 699 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | Leiu | 380 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | | 318 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | Wotzy | 130 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | AloeVera | 91 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wotzy | +4.95 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | | +4.01 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | noot | +3.94 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | AloeVera | -0.49 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | G4S ✨☹ | -1.05 | 70 | 51 |





