








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 837 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3850 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2102 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2072 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2760 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $319,176 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucy- | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Ryomen | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | k1du | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | In Musk We Thrust | 64% | 42 |
| #5 | FunkStatic | 63% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | mart1nu | 50% | 26 |
| #13 | G4S ✨☹ | 50% | 30 |
| #14 | Borf | 50% | 32 |
| #15 | PWAJ | 49% | 41 |
| #16 | 76561199220476501 | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wotzy | +4.65 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | FunkStatic | +3.86 | 92 | 69 |
| #3 | | +2.40 | 70 | 73 |
| #4 | noot | +1.61 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | k1du | +1.38 | 73 | 65 |





