








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 759 | 35% |
| Smokes | 593 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 552 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,474 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fv | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ontos | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | maki | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Teffy | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | luka zont1x | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ontos | 1057 | 0.40 | 30 min |
| #2 | fv | 407 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | maki | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Teffy | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | luka zont1x | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ontos | +2.35 | 87 | 87 |
| #2 | fv | +0.52 | 45 | 66 |
| #3 | Teffy | +0.20 | 80 | 39 |
| #4 | SWAG MESSIAH | +0.08 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | maya | -0.68 | 63 | 52 |





